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Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Ah, you sure are working on
your truck a lot these days.

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Well, a classic truck
like this needs a lot of TLC.

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It's keeping you pretty busy, huh?

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What's your point, Dave?

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No point. Just... Just an observation.

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Good. So you're not
going to say anything else?

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Nope.

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Just can't help but wonder...

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if it's because you sold the Pit Stop.

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Sure, you made a nice chunk
of change, but now your future

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is just one big question mark,
looking off into the abyss.

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Well, I was looking into my
engine before you bothered me.

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My rocker arms are knocking.

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I just need to adjust
my harmonic balancer.

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You know, Calvin...

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those are made-up things, aren't they?

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No, they're not, Dave.

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Look, I just sold
the Pit Stop a minute ago.

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I'm-a find my next thing.
But who are you to judge?

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You built a birdhouse with a door on it.

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Birds can't open doors.

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It is not a birdhouse.
It is a little library.

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It's a great way for neighbors
to share books

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and build a better sense of community.

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And it is a great father/son project.

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Can I put stickers on it?

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- No.
- Can I use the hammer?

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- No, no.
- Can I paint it orange?

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- Oh, no.
- Can I touch it?

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Grover, no.

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Cherish these moments, Grover.

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Will you look at that.

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It's a copy of my book.

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You wrote a book? Well, good for you.

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Uh, why is this the first time
I'm hearing about it?

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Well, you know, I don't like
to go around bragging

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about being a published author.

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Came out years ago.

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The Unboxed You:

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How to Get Out of the Box You're In

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and Into the Box You Need.

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By the time I'm done reading the title,
I'm done reading for the day.

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That's too bad, because I think
that book could really help you.

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Did you sell a lot of copies?

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Well... You know, with a book like this,

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it's not really about sales numbers.

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It's more about metrics,
like reach and influence.

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So that's a no?

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You know what? I'm going
to put a copy in the library.

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Okay. Dave, is that why you built that?

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So that you could put
your book in there?

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Please.

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So that's a yes.

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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Marty? What are you doing here?

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Isn't today a workday?

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Yes, Father, but I've decided

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to redefine what a workday
is for myself.

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Oh.

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He's mad at JPL for
blowing off his great idea,

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whatever that thing was.

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It was a prototype for a balloon to send

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into the atmosphere
of Venus to collect samples...

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And I love it.

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Yeah, well, they didn't.

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So as an act of personal empowerment,
I am quiet quitting.

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You quitting that good job?

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No, I'm quiet quitting.

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I don't care how loud you do it...

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I'm-a still need you to pay rent.

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Quiet quitting is a thing now, Dad.

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Yeah, it's all the rage. It's like, um,

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streaking for millennials.

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It is nothing like streaking.

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No, it-it's a social
economic movement where

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if you don't feel appreciated at work,

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you don't give them your heart and soul.

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You do the bare minimum.
That way, you leave the rest

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of the day open to do things
you find truly rewarding.

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So, what are you doing?

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It's mostly playlists.

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But, but... I'm opening my
mind to finding that thing

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that truly fulfills me, because
my job isn't doing it right now.

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So you ghosting your career?

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How do you know ghosting, but
you don't know quiet quitting?

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There he is.

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There's my big scholar.

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I'm just taking a couple of classes, Ma.

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- Mwah.
- Mwah.

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Aren't you embarrassed, Marty?

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Here you are "quiet
quitting" your career.

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And your brother's going back to school,
finishing his degree.

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Wait a minute.
Uh, I'm the role model now?

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Yeah.

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That's in your face!

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Shoot.

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Nobody's borrowed my book yet.

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The library's only been up for a day.

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I bet the neighbors
haven't even noticed it yet.

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Gemma, did you leave
this vampire book in there?

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This is hot, smutty garbage.

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I'm loving it!

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So people have taken your books.

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That's nice.

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What's wrong with Dave?

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He wrote a book a few years ago
and it didn't sell,

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and now no one's even taking
it out of his free library.

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Aw, let me see it.

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The Unboxed You:

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How to Get Out of the Box You're In
and Into the Box You Need.

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- Ooh, wow. It's really...
- I know, I know.

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I just wish somebody would check it out.

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Good luck because, honestly,
it looks kind of boring.

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Well, the cover's not great,
but the book's really good.

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- Somebody might enjoy it.
- I doubt it.

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Tina, please, just take the book!

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I'm telling y'all,
it's the next big thing.

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An oxygen lounge?

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Yes!

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All I got to do is knock
out that back wall,

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build out a quiet lounge area,

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and fill it with cool, clean oxygen.

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So what am I breathing right now?

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Air.

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Doesn't air have oxygen?

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I don't know, Calvin.
I'm not a scientist.

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All I know is people will pay me

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to let them sit in the room and breathe.

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Well, Que, what's stopping you?

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I'm just looking for
a little seed money.

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Why are you looking at me?

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Well, I know you're looking
for the next thing.

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And when you sold the Pit Stop,

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you got Diddy money.

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Well, Diddy didn't get rich
by selling air.

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Now, "diddy"?

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When I become the king of oxygen,

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you'll be begging to get in.

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Oh, Que, will you stop
pressuring Calvin?

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Look, is he looking for a reason
to get out of bed in the morning?

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Absolutely.

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Is there a great book out there

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that might help him find
his way? You know it.

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Is he looking at me in a way that
suggests that I should stop talking?

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Definitely.

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Look, Calvin,
Que's idea is clearly stupid.

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But if you're looking to invest
in a trailblazing idea,

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I've got it.
It's a new kind of dating app.

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Oh, Lord.

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Hold on. Trent, let's hear it.

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Okay, so you know how
all these dating apps

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are just a free-for-all,
people swiping left and right?

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Well, what if there was an app

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with a concierge where
they cut through the clutter

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and find the right girls for you?

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And you would be that concierge?

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You already know.

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So people would pay you
to find the girls?

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And I will pay the girls
a percentage of what I make.

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I might be mistaken, but, um...

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Wouldn't that make you a pimp?

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Would you say that to eHarmony?

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It's an app, Dave. I'm calling it...

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Trey's List.

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Of prostitutes.

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Nah, that name's too long.

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Hi, Professor Pinkler?

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Uh, no, I am not the professor.

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I'm Malcolm. I'm a student.

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Oh, you are?

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Yes, I am. I'm, uh,
back to finish my degree.

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Just took a little break.

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Oh, to raise a family?

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No, to play baseball. But thank you.

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Oh, hello. You must be Dean Ramilton.

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They told me you'd be dropping by.

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No, I am not the dean.

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I'm a student.

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Oh, uh, continuing education?

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No, regular student.

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Ah. G.I. Bill.
Thank you for your service.

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No, no, no, I'm not a soldier, okay?

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I-I'm a baseball coach. At this school.

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And we are 11-2, so...
All y'all are welcome.

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Wow, pencils.

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You got an abacus in there, too?

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All right, people, welcome.
I'm Dr. Pinkler.

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Please open your Blackboard app
and on the right-hand drop-down menu,

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you can mark yourselves present,

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then open the syllabus tab
and select "review."

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So what's Blackboard?

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It's an app.

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You need your login.
It's in your portal.

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Right.

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I have a portal?

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Uh-oh, Mr. Malcolm's confused.

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Mr. Malcolm? I am not a mister, okay?

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And I am not confused.

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I just... Uh, I don't have the thing

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to put my number in and make the
other thing open and drop down.

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Can someone help this man?

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He's a veteran, for God's sake.

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I am not a vet...

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Whatever, man.

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Can you...?

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Well, my car battery is almost
completely out of juice,

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and I can't install
a charger at my house

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because my landlord is too cheap
to upgrade the electrical panel.

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Well, your landlord sounds smart...

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and handsome.

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Dad, come on.

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I thought you charged your car at work.

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Well, yeah, I used to,
but now I'm going in later,

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so all the charging
spaces are already taken.

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You see, I told you
to buy a real car, but no.

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You all worried about the environment.

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Yes, I am.

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There's no way I'm ever
going back to a gas car.

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Electric cars are the future.

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Well, here in the present,

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looks like your ass ain't going nowhere.

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Oh, hey, Malcolm, how was
your first day of class?

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I don't want to talk about it, Mama.

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Ooh! Yeah, I know that one.

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That's what I used to say when
I got picked on in elementary school.

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And middle school. And high school.

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And the first semester of college.

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But then I found my friend group.

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Yeah, well, they clowned me
for being old.

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They gonna ask me if I
stop my car with my feet.

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Like Fred and them.

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It is not funny.

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Wilma!

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Stop that. Leave my baby alone.

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Yeah, well, then they all went
out for burgers without me.

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Oh, man, they were probably just
worried about your cholesterol.

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Gemma!

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Someone checked out my book.

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What? Really?

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- Oh, that's great news, honey.
- Yeah.

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You know, Calvin, I'm telling you,
you should really check it out.

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It is finally finding its audience.

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You know what?
I should probably put more out.

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I hope I have extra copies.

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Mm-hmm. Oh, you have three
boxes full of them.

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Which is crazy,
considering how good it is.

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You know, Calvin,
what you're going through,

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it's very common.

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After a big life change, like... like...

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like the end of a career,
you know, it's very normal to feel lost.

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Is it normal to feel really annoyed?

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I'm just saying, it is
all covered in chapter seven:

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"Take the I Out of Failure
and Put It Into Success."

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Where? At the end?

256
00:12:15,595 --> 00:12:17,465
"Successi"?

257
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,010
I'm serious, Calvin.
Let me give you a copy.

258
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It could really help you.

259
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,610
I-I don't need your help.

260
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:24,350
Well, maybe you just don't know it yet.

261
00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,110
Now, see, this is what you always do.

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You decide that I have a problem,

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and then you decide
that you have the answer.

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It's condescending.

265
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,210
Is it really?

266
00:12:38,076 --> 00:12:40,116
See, there you go.
You're doing it right now.

267
00:12:41,102 --> 00:12:43,542
Don't you slam your little door on me.

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00:12:49,608 --> 00:12:53,145
So, if we're talking about
the Harlem Renaissance,

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then you cannot leave out Langston
Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.

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Somebody read the material.

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Somebody was probably there.

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Right, Malcolm?

273
00:13:05,315 --> 00:13:07,765
No, Kiefer, not right.

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Hey, Malcolm.

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Oh, are you on a Zoom?

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No, it's okay. I...

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Ah, I put it on mute.

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00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:17,068
Okay, well, Mommy
brought you a study snack.

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Ooh, yeah.

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You are the best, Mama. Ants on a log.

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00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,476
Ooh.

282
00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:26,745
Are those the kids
that were mean to you?

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Yep, that's them.

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Especially Kiefer, in the upper left.
Right there.

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You know what, Malcolm?

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If they don't want to be friends
with you, that's their loss.

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00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:39,823
You're smart and you're sweet
and you have a lot to offer.

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You think so, Mama?

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I know so, baby.

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Oh, love you.

291
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Mmm, I love you more, Booby Butt!

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All right, well, enjoy!

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- Okay.
- Mwah, mwah, mwah.

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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah!

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Oh, oh.

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Mm.

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- That's pretty good.
- Looks it.

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I am not on mute, am I?

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00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:10,777
No.

300
00:14:10,802 --> 00:14:13,202
Oh, damn, man. Oh.

301
00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,125
Maybe I am old.

302
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,190
Still not on mute.

303
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,110
Oh, damn!

304
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,972
Grover, I'm not giving
you $30,000 for candy.

305
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,610
Not candy. Crypto candy.

306
00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:32,410
I heard you were looking to invest,

307
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,130
and trust me, you want to
be in on the ground floor.

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00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:40,330
Here. I'm going to give you five
dollars to get off my porch.

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Go on, now.

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00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:50,320
I am so tired of everybody
hitting me up with their silly ideas.

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If I wanted to waste my money,
I'd start a record label.

312
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,680
What?

313
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:57,656
What is Dave's book doing here?

314
00:14:57,957 --> 00:15:00,297
Gemma asked me to take it
out of his little library.

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No one else would.

316
00:15:02,148 --> 00:15:05,170
Are you surprised?
I mean, what kind of advice is this?

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"A kernel of an idea
is like a kernel of corn.

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It's never going to pop if
you don't get it off the cob."

319
00:15:14,105 --> 00:15:16,430
You know what?
This is weird, even for Dave.

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00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:21,020
- What are you doing?
- Going through the footage

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00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,285
from our doorbell camera.

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00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,791
- Why?
- Because I put out three more copies

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00:15:24,816 --> 00:15:26,735
of my book and they've all been taken.

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00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,230
I want to see who my fans are.

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00:15:28,255 --> 00:15:30,025
Dave, no! No.

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Respect their privacy.

327
00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,540
They took your book
because they need help.

328
00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:38,460
You don't want this
to turn into a-a HIPAA thing.

329
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,160
- Is that you?
- No.

330
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,650
Then why did you slam my laptop?

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00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,070
HIPAA?

332
00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:00,600
Marty? Why'd you take an Uber?

333
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,530
Because, Dad, my car's battery
isn't holding a good charge anymore.

334
00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:06,492
I had just enough juice
to make it to the mall,

335
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,257
where half the charging spaces
were broken

336
00:16:08,282 --> 00:16:10,870
and the other half were occupied...
by gas guzzlers!

337
00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:15,240
Hey, I only park there
because it's closest to the door.

338
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,030
What?

339
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:19,131
Anyway, replacing the battery

340
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,125
is going to cost a fortune
at the dealership.

341
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,780
So take it somewhere else.

342
00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:25,620
There isn't any place else.
No one else services them.

343
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:27,515
Huh. So...

344
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,172
they get to charge you an arm and a leg

345
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,665
because they're the only game in town?

346
00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:32,769
Exactly.

347
00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:34,224
Huh.

348
00:16:34,249 --> 00:16:35,489
What?

349
00:16:35,514 --> 00:16:39,164
Marty, electric cars
are my corn on the cob.

350
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,870
Daddy, do you need to lie down?

351
00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:46,435
No, your charging situation

352
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:47,530
gives me a kernel.

353
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,380
Now, we need to shuck that kernel

354
00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:52,675
and pop that thing.

355
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,900
Let me get you a cold cloth.

356
00:16:54,925 --> 00:16:56,525
- Mama!
- Okay.

357
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,790
Marty, listen. Look, I'm fine.

358
00:16:58,815 --> 00:17:02,520
All right? Just think about it.
For the first time in human history,

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00:17:02,545 --> 00:17:04,255
there are old electric cars.

360
00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:07,190
All right? And the only
people that service them

361
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,700
are the overpriced dealerships.

362
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,300
So, somebody's going to fill that gap

363
00:17:11,325 --> 00:17:12,955
and make a lot of money.

364
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:17,170
Oh, my God. Are you a genius?

365
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,859
Are you just realizing that now?

366
00:17:24,329 --> 00:17:27,380
- Hey, Malcolm.
- Okay, what you got?

367
00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:29,506
How old am I today, huh?

368
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,540
What, did I save Private Ryan?

369
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,598
Did I have a beeper?

370
00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:41,941
Malcolm, about that. We feel awful.

371
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,530
I thought we were just joking around.

372
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:45,695
Now we realize...

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00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:49,150
there's nothing funny about bullying.

374
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,363
Y'all didn't bully me, okay?

375
00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:53,998
I am a grown-ass man.

376
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,210
It's okay, Malcolm.

377
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:57,705
We heard what your mom said.

378
00:17:57,730 --> 00:18:00,110
We made you feel different. Less than.

379
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:04,640
We would cancel ourselves if we could.

380
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,594
Oh, canceling is when...

381
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,939
I know what canceling is.

382
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,380
Okay, people, take your seats.

383
00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:15,687
The servers are down,

384
00:18:15,712 --> 00:18:19,342
so you're going to take
your quiz on Scantrons.

385
00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:21,813
Oh, man.

386
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,160
- Uh, Malcolm?
- Yeah?

387
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:28,330
Could we borrow pencils?

388
00:18:32,881 --> 00:18:35,701
Well, I guess, uh,

389
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,470
they don't have pencils in your portals?

390
00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:44,549
The reason no third-party
garages fix electric cars

391
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,714
is the companies each have
their own operating system.

392
00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,446
- And that's a problem?
- Well, not for me.

393
00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,011
If you give me their motherboard,

394
00:18:51,036 --> 00:18:53,036
I can reverse-engineer
the software and mod the UI.

395
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,740
- And that's good?
- That's great.

396
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,370
Well, all right.

397
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,370
Come on, Marty, let's put our
heads together, you know?

398
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:04,010
I mean, you're tech savvy,
and I'm savvy about business...

399
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:05,835
- And people and mechanics...
- Mm-hmm.

400
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:08,800
And marketing and looking
good and dressing well.

401
00:19:08,825 --> 00:19:10,665
- Charisma, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

402
00:19:10,835 --> 00:19:12,995
I-I get it, Daddy, I get it.

403
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,290
But, you know, why has this
never occurred to us before?

404
00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:18,680
Because we've been
stuck in our own boxes.

405
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:20,589
Think of it like the jungle gym.

406
00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:23,573
The great idea is up there at the top,

407
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:26,000
and there are lots of ways to get there.

408
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:31,110
But sometimes the best route
is to go sideways

409
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:33,315
and find a different path.

410
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,420
Oh, damn.

411
00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:43,545
You read my book.

412
00:19:43,570 --> 00:19:46,850
Chapter six: "The Jungle Gym
of Inspiration."

413
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,030
Wait, is that where
the corn kernel came from?

414
00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:52,855
Ha! You read chapter 12, too?

415
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,550
- I knew it!
- Okay, all right.

416
00:19:54,575 --> 00:19:56,705
You know, I may have skimmed it.

417
00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:58,680
It was a'ight.

418
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:02,818
It was a'ight.

419
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,430
That's the nicest thing
you ever said to me.

420
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,590
$30,000 for candy that doesn't exist?

421
00:20:18,615 --> 00:20:21,985
Well, it exists. You just can't eat it.

422
00:20:22,010 --> 00:20:23,010
Why not?

423
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:24,394
Because it's in the met a verse.

424
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:27,730
So if I want my candy,
I got to drive to the met a verse?

425
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:31,630
No, you can't drive there.
It's on the Internet.

426
00:20:31,655 --> 00:20:33,875
But you can sell your
candy to somebody else

427
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,240
for much more than it's worth.

428
00:20:35,265 --> 00:20:36,554
But what's it worth?

429
00:20:36,579 --> 00:20:38,559
Today, nothing.

430
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,890
B-But tomorrow, who knows?

431
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,510
Boy, if you weren't Gemma's son...

432
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,405
Here.

433
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,620
Take this five dollars
and get off my porch.

434
00:20:50,409 --> 00:20:51,649
Go on, now.

435
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:57,880
Works every time.

436
00:20:57,988 --> 00:21:01,316
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